Dear life, get well soon

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  “Insightful. Filled with chunks of wisdom, you can in fact learn from     it.”
                                                            –  My English Teacher
  “While reading this, you can be happy and cry at the same time.”
                                                            –  My Biggest Fan
  “Arpit works here; I tried to teach him the way we work, but… Never   mind, the book is remarkable.”
                                                             –  My Boss
 “I started and could not stop reading it the whole night.”
                                                             –  My Watchman
 “A series of ups and downs, a non-stop journey of emotions.” 
                                                             –  My Driver
 “How dare you write about me, without asking me?
                                                             –  Fatso (My Best Friend)
“Umm…liked the cover page, don’t you? Now read below and decide if you buy the book.
Have you ever met a guy whose hobby is to dig up troubles where on earth he goes?
He tried suicide, but could not die; proposed a girl, but no luck; created revolutionary software, but deceived by his boss; won a lottery, but got cheated again!!!
Meet Fatso, a chubby and gruesome geek, whose half the time spends in eating and the other in wrestling the troubles of life. Will his life become better, or he will give up the ghost saying ‘Dear life, get well soon?
His wild and witty anecdotes will strike a chord in your heart and remind you when you were at high school; when a guy discovers the power of hair gel and deodorant, and a girl enters a beauty parlor for the first time. It will then take you to college-life; the preeminent instance of human existence. Subsequent the corporate life, where laughing at your boss’s lame jokes will be the solitary purpose of life.
You may find this book in the rack of fiction, but the lessons it deals are not factitious at all. A pure-veg, hilarious book which you can read with your family members around.
Dear life,
If your surprises are over, can I open my eyes now?
Sincerely, Fatso
To the human race and their endless feelings…
(You have feelings, even if you don’t have money, even if your weight is more than 2 sugar bags together)
 
Disclaimer: All Characters, Places and Events depicted in this story are purely fictitious (though inspired by realism). Any resemblance (which is very likely) to any person, living or dead is purely co-incidental (or may be intentional in some case).
The book is based on incidents of life, calling it a pure fiction won’t be justified, but not calling it won’t do either.
After reading this book, you may turn out to be a person who laughs on every blunders of life; cry on any small happiness, author is not liable for any such misconduct.

Contents

   * ‘Dude…I’m gonna write a book someday’
School life
  *  Born on my birthday Not all the round floats
  * God, please let us study!
  * Don’t think of suicide, else I will kill you
  * How he met that girl
  * What if, the girl said ‘yes’
  * Fatso the next St. Valentine
College life
  *  Angels and the Demon
  *  Okay, if you insist
  *  Why this Kolaveri di?
  *  A rendezvous with the robber
  *  How he met another girl
  *  Hence we saved each-other
No life
  *  In the Corporate Mesh
  *  How he met yet another girl
  *  The eventual prey…
  *  How he met his kid’s mother
  * All that glitters is not gold…but may be
  *  Horn ‘OK’ Please
  *  Do before Die…
  *  Dear life, get well soon…
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